Pitch Dish

Luis Suarez Bottle Opener Being Produced

Although banned from all football stadiums, Luis Suarez could soon be in bars and your home kitchen. A company in China is starting to produce bottle openers allowing you to put his teeth to good use.

The image shows his Uruguayan kit and #9 on the front, with his mouth open to use on your drinks.

This was the last bottle opener that was sold after the biting incident while at Liverpool:


Update: Now you can buy a Luis Suarez Nipple Clamp:

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Swedish sex shop ‘Oliver & Eva’ has invented a sex toy displaying Suarez and his teeth at the point of the clamp, named appropriately, the Suarez Nipple Clamp. It will cost 33 euros.

“Maybe Suarez will be proud to spread a bit of pleasure and love, despite his error on the field,” said store director Tobias Lundqvist.



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