Pitch Dish

The Onion’s Guide To World Cup Teams

The Onion gives us their quick synopsis of strengths, weaknesses, roster and history on 12 notable World Cup teams. Some of my favorites:

On Brazil:

Strength: As host country, team will play in the stadium least likely to collapse at any moment

On Ghana

Strength: Matches up well against wide variety of U.S. teams

On France:

Roster: 23 assholes
Formation: Whatever feels right

On the United States

Strength: Ability to return to United States after tournament concludes

Ouch!

with your friends!

Read More: theonion.com

One Comment

  1. Michael Loumeau

    June 11, 2014 at 11:23 pm

    OMG. That is genius.

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